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Answering machine message at a Mental Hospital

(1 days ago) WEBIf you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call, come to your home and finally …

https://www.daveschultz.com/humor/answering-machine-message-at-a-mental-hospital/

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‘How Mental’: 50 Funny Memes To Send Your Therapist

(3 days ago) WEB50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny. Gabija Palšytė. This IG Page Is Filled With Funny Memes For Women, …

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-mental-health-memes/

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43 Funniest Mental Health Memes To Shine a Brighter Light Today

(2 days ago) WEBCrisis Text Line: Text “HELLO” to 741741. The Crisis Text hotline is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week throughout the U.S. The Crisis Text Line …

https://www.themostlysimplelife.com/jokes/mental-health-memes/

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Mental Health Hotline Voicemail Greeting

(4 days ago) WEBHello and welcome to the mental health hotline press 1 if you are crazy and then some a little long but funny! Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are …

https://www.youmail.com/community/greeting/mental_health_hotline

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Mental Health Hotline Funny - YouTube

(3 days ago) WEBIf you're in the mental health struggle, you know that sometimes you have to laugh so you don't cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-zNrFjm548

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Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline : …

(4 days ago) WEBIf you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If …

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6msdh5/hello_and_welcome_to_the_mental_health_hotline/

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Mental Health Telephone Answering Machine - Boulder Therapist …

(1 days ago) WEBIf you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please …

http://bouldertherapist.com/html/humor/MentalHealthHumor/mentalhealthhotline.html

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Answering Machine At A Mental Hospital : r/Jokes - Reddit

(6 days ago) WEBAnswering Machine At A Mental Hospital. "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline " If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co …

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1a6qqe/answering_machine_at_a_mental_hospital/

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Mental Health Hotline Know Your Meme

(2 days ago) WEBMental Health Hotline 7,881 0 0 8. Updated Oct 07, 2010 at 05:11PM EDT by Katie C.. Added Aug 15, 2010 at 04:41PM EDT by Katie C.. Like us on Facebook! Like 1.8M Share Save Tweet PROTIP: …

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mental-health-hotline

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The ultimate mental health hotline. : r/funny - Reddit

(2 days ago) WEBIf you’re possessed by the devil, press 666. 7. thisfriend. • 3 yr. ago. Haha! 2. ceaandk. • 3 yr. ago. If you are impatient, please leave us your number and we will get back to you as soon as we can.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mhcire/the_ultimate_mental_health_hotline/

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13 (More) Funny One-Liners About Having a Mental …

(3 days ago) WEB1. Mental illness runs in my family. Which is sort of weird, because my parents weren’t very athletic. 2. I’ve never had paranoid delusions. Somebody told me I did, but I know they’re lying. 3. I’m lucky, …

https://themighty.com/topic/mental-health/mental-illness-jokes/

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Humour - Claranet

(9 days ago) WEBA transcript of the new PABX answering service recently installed at the Institute of Mental Health : Hello and welcome to the mental health hot-line . If you are Obsessive …

http://www.darvill.clara.net/funnies/funny312.htm

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Mental Health Humor Videos HealthyPlace

(4 days ago) WEBFunny in the Head. My name is Alistair McHarg and my mental health humor blog, “Funny In The Head”, is a weekly feature here at HealthyPlace. The goal is …

https://www.healthyplace.com/blogs/funnyinthehead/mental-health-humor-videos-funny-in-the-head

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Mental Help Hotline - YouTube

(3 days ago) WEBWhat you don't want to hear when you call the Mental Help HotlineHello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyiYd4iCYY

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Mental health hotline - Joke eBaum's World

(5 days ago) WEBMental health hotline. kokq Published 12/18/2008. "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline" - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If …

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/mental-health-hotline/80460660/

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Mental Health Hotline funny joke The Spoof

(7 days ago) WEBHello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

https://www.thespoof.com/jokes/1042/mental-health-hotline

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Mental Health Hotline Jokes - 3 Hilarious Mental Health Hotline …

(6 days ago) WEBHello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

https://upjoke.com/mental-health-hotline-jokes

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Why Hello! Thanks for calling the Mental Health Hotline! : r/Jokes

(4 days ago) WEBr/Jokes • 7 yr. ago. by Deitz69. Why Hello! Thanks for calling the Mental Health Hotline! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask …

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/533dgc/why_hello_thanks_for_calling_the_mental_health/

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Mental Health & Addiction Services

(Just Now) WEBThe mission of the Bergen County Division of Mental Health and Addiction Services is to raise awareness and assure that Bergen County Residents of all ages who need …

https://www.co.bergen.nj.us/mental-health-addiction-services

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New Jersey Regional Crisis Hotlines Counseling Center

(Just Now) WEB(201) 795-5505; St Mary's Hospital Community Mental Health Center; crisis hotline and in-person screening. Hunterdon County (908) 788-6400: Hunterdon County Medical Center …

https://www.njit.edu/counseling/gethelp/crisis.php

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List of Hotlines for Mental Health Help - HealthCentral

(6 days ago) WEBLGBTQ Hotline: 1-888-843-4564. National Maternal Mental Health Hotline: 1-833-TLC-MAMA (1-833-852-6262) The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 or text …

https://www.healthcentral.com/mental-health/get-help-mental-health

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24 Hour Emergency Counseling Psychiatric Services - Union …

(Just Now) WEB2015 — 2016 Quick Reference Guide: Mental Health & Addiction Services in Union County 24 Hour Emergency Psychiatric Services Children.. Mobile Community Outreach 908 …

https://ucnj.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2015-2016-Union-County-Mental-Health-Guide.pdf

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NAMI Greater Bergen: Mental Health Support, Education

(Just Now) WEBHelping Those In Need. NAMI started as a small group of families gathered around a kitchen table in 1979 has blossomed into the nation's leading voice on mental health. …

https://namigreaterbergen.org/

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Mental health hotline. : r/Jokes - Reddit

(Just Now) WEBHello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If …

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/12g3gs2/mental_health_hotline/

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