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128 Health One Liners

WebBacon will kill you But, smoking bacon will cure it. One liner tags: death, drug, food, health, sarcastic. 87.19 % / 3600 votes. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out …

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128 Health One Liners

WebAbsolutely hillarious health one-liners! The largest collection of health one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 health one liners. Page 2.

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Webshare. My wife goes out 3 evenings a week with her driving instructor.I wouldn't mind but she passed her driving test in 2018. One liner tags: marriage, school, women. 2.82 % / 1534 …

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WebAny car is a self-driving car if you don't give a shit. One liner tags: attitude, car. 33.34 % / 133 votes. I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out …

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316 Food One Liners

WebI'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby. One liner tags: food, kids, rude, sarcastic. 81.75 % / 364 votes. I got gas for $1.39 today. Unfortunately, …

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68 Doctor One Liners

WebPatient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles." One liner tags: birthday, doctor. 78.55 % / 585 votes. share. Sign at the …

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128 Health One Liners

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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate

WebGood health is merely the slowest possible rate - OneLineFun.com. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. One liner tags: health, life. 82.30 …

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105 Beauty One Liners

Web82.00 % / 1082 votes. Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore. One liner tags: animal, attitude, …

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4660 Funny One Liners

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15 April Fools Day One Liners

WebPut some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It'll be snowing indoors. One liner tags: April Fools Day, rude. 59.05 % / 51 votes. At …

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220 People One Liners

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